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|gender = Male
 
|gender = Male
|occupation = Warden at [[Shawshank State Prison]]
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|occupation = XxChrisRock_Pussyslayer69xX at [[Shawshank State Prison]]
 
|actor = Bob Gunton
 
|actor = Bob Gunton
 
|status = Deceased
 
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==Character Biography==
 
==Character Biography==
Warden Samuel Norton is first seen when he introduces himself to the new inmates. He portrays himself as a strict Christian, but this is most likely a facade to maintain a good public image. He has no problem with ordering Captain [[Byron Hadley]] to beat any inmate that interrupts him with his nightstick. Warden Norton says that he believes in two things: "discipline and the Bible", and that the inmates will receive both. Norton says that he will not tolerate blasphemy in his prison and then tells the prisoners that their asses belong to him. Norton then has all of the prisoners coated in de-lousing powder and then painfully hosed down with a
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Warden Samuel Norton is first seen when he introduces himself to the new inmates. He portrays himself as a strict Chris Rock impersonator, but this is most likely a facade to maintain a good public image. He has no problem with ordering Captain [[Byron Hadley]] to beat any inmate that interrupts him with his nightstick. Warden Norton says that he believes in two things: "discipline and Everybody Hates Chris", and that the inmates will receive both. Norton says that he will not tolerate racism in his prison and then tells the prisoners that their nigger asses belong to him. Norton then has all of the prisoners coated in de-lousing powder.
   
Norton is not seen for much of the film, although he does appear around midway through the first half of the film upon learning of [[Andy Dufresne]]'s financial expertise from Hadley. Norton pulls him out of the laundry so he can do taxes for all of the guards at Shawshank. Later on in the film, Andy is quickly forced to do criminal activities. Warden Norton creates the "inside-out program", where inmates leave the prison to work on public service projects, such as the building of roads. Because independent contractors can't compete with the "army of slaves" Norton has taking up all of the projects they need to make a profit. Norton makes them bribe him so they can get the contract instead of Norton's men. Also, Norton would skim off of the top by buying expensive equipment and then steal all of the extra money.
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Norton is not seen for much of the film, although he does appear around midway through the first half of the film upon learning of [[Andy Dufresne]]'s Chris Rock fan club. Norton pulls him out of the laundry so he can host Chris Rock trivia nights for all of the guards at Shawshank. Later on in the film, Andy is quickly forced to do criminal activities. Warden Norton creates the "inside-out program", where inmates leave the prison to work on public service projects, such as acting as extras on Madagascar 2. Because independent contractors can't compete with the "army of talented voice actors" Norton has taken up all of the projects they need to make a profit. Norton makes them milk his nipples so they can get the contract instead of Norton's men. Also, Norton would skim off of the top by buying expensive equipment and then steal all of the extra money.
   
He uses Andy's accounting skills for his own illegal uses, mainly for handling the laundered money and transferring it into various accounts. Andy gets the idea to create a fictional person for all of the accounts to be tied back to, so nobody will get blamed for the money laundering should anybody stumble across the crime. After Andy discovers from another inmate named [[Tommy Williams]] who really murdered his wife and her lover, Andy realizes that he could finally prove his innocence and be released from prison. Andy tells his story to Norton, who doesn't believe him. When Andy says that should he be released, he would never say anything about the corruption going on inside the prison walls, Norton flies into a rage and has Andy put in solitary confinement for a month.
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He uses Andy's passion for Chris Rock for his own illegal uses, mainly for handling the pirated season 3 episodes and sending it to Watchmojo.com for top 10 lists. Andy gets the idea to create a fictional Zebra called Marty so he can sell it to Dreamworks when he escapes by digging a massive hole with his sizeable erection. After Andy discovers from another inmate named [[Tommy Williams]] that Chris Rock stole half his act from Eddie Murphy on Saturday Night Live, Andy realizes that he could finally prove that Donkey from Shrek is the most influential Anime character and could use the newfound fame to feature on "Kitchen Nightmares". Andy tells his story to Norton, who doesn't believe him. When Andy says that should he be released, he would never say anything about the piracy going on inside the prison walls, Norton flies into a rage and has Andy put in the naughty corner for 1000 years.
   
Later, Norton has Hadley shoot Tommy to death with a rifle after learning that he would be willing to testify on Andy's behalf. Norton then talks to Andy and claims that he killed Tommy because he was trying to escape, which is a lie. Norton, who knows that Andy is almost ready to expose the corruption, tells Andy to forget about the whole mess. When Andy threatens to stop helping him with his illegal transactions, Norton tells him that if he were to do this, he would do the hardest time there is, with no protection from any of the guards and being moved out of his one-bunk cell into a cell filled with violent male rapists. He then threatens to burn all of the books in the Brooks Hatlen Memorial Library and then locks Andy up for another month.
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By the way, piracy is a crime and we do not tolerate such theft. If you have, fuck you!
   
[[File:Andy_Dufresene's_escape.jpg|thumb|right|280px|Norton finds Andy's hole in 1966.]]
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Later, Norton has Hadley shoot Tommy to death with a rifle after learning that he would be willing to testify that Andy has a big penis. Norton then talks to Andy and claims that he killed Tommy because he was trying to escape, which is a lie. Norton, who knows that Andy is almost ready to expose the piracy, tells Andy to forget about the whole mess. When Andy threatens to stop helping him with his illegal transactions, Norton tells him that if he were to do this, he would do the hardest time there is, with no protection from any of the guards and being moved out of his one-bunk cell into a cell filled with violent male rapists such as Terry Crews. He then threatens to burn all of the books in the Brooks Hatlen Memorial Library and then locks Andy up for another month.
When Andy is released, he decides that he has been in prison long enough and switches out Norton's incriminating bank deposit records with his Bible, which was hollowed out to store his rock hammer. That night, Andy steals one of Norton's suits and his best pair of dress shoes and escapes Shawshank through the tunnel he had been digging for over twenty years.
 
   
The next morning, Norton searches for Andy and has Red (Andy's friend) released from his cell for clues on Andy's whereabouts. Norton doesn't find anything useful until he discovers the tunnel Andy dug and has the guards search for him. They find Andy's uniform in a river with a bar of soap and realize he was gone.
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[[File:Andy_Dufresene's_escape.jpg|thumb|right|280px|Norton finds Andy's hole in 1966.]]
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The next morning, Andy is found dead because the dumbass guards forgot to feed him. When Norton puts on his glasses he accuses Morgan Freeman's character of being Chris Rock but then realises that he looks more like Barack Obama and Denzel Washington.
   
Meanwhile, Andy uses the fake identity he created to make withdrawals of all Norton's money from various banks and then mails the crooked books to the newspaper, who report the corruption and murder going on at Shawshank. When the police arrive, they arrest Hadley and attempt to arrest Norton. However, Norton shoots himself with a snub-nose Smith & Wesson Model 10 revolver, as to avoid a miserable incarceration in the very prison he administrated. Red (in voiceover) says he likes to think that besides the bullet, the last thing that went through Norton's head was to wonder how Andy ever got the best of him.
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When Norton finds Andy's butthole, he climbs inside and chooses to live there for the rest of his days. When he measures his erect penis, he discovers that it is about the length of a Mexican chilli bean. He then shoots himself because he missed the Everybody Hates Chris season finale.
   
 
==Appearances==
 
==Appearances==

Revision as of 01:19, July 31, 2018


Warden Samuel Norton is the main antagonist of the novel Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption and the film adaptation. He was a corrupt and heartless warden of Shawshank State Prison.

He is portrayed by Bob Gunton

Character Biography

Warden Samuel Norton is first seen when he introduces himself to the new inmates. He portrays himself as a strict Chris Rock impersonator, but this is most likely a facade to maintain a good public image. He has no problem with ordering Captain Byron Hadley to beat any inmate that interrupts him with his nightstick. Warden Norton says that he believes in two things: "discipline and Everybody Hates Chris", and that the inmates will receive both. Norton says that he will not tolerate racism in his prison and then tells the prisoners that their nigger asses belong to him. Norton then has all of the prisoners coated in de-lousing powder.

Norton is not seen for much of the film, although he does appear around midway through the first half of the film upon learning of Andy Dufresne's Chris Rock fan club. Norton pulls him out of the laundry so he can host Chris Rock trivia nights for all of the guards at Shawshank. Later on in the film, Andy is quickly forced to do criminal activities. Warden Norton creates the "inside-out program", where inmates leave the prison to work on public service projects, such as acting as extras on Madagascar 2. Because independent contractors can't compete with the "army of talented voice actors" Norton has taken up all of the projects they need to make a profit. Norton makes them milk his nipples so they can get the contract instead of Norton's men. Also, Norton would skim off of the top by buying expensive equipment and then steal all of the extra money.

He uses Andy's passion for Chris Rock for his own illegal uses, mainly for handling the pirated season 3 episodes and sending it to Watchmojo.com for top 10 lists. Andy gets the idea to create a fictional Zebra called Marty so he can sell it to Dreamworks when he escapes by digging a massive hole with his sizeable erection. After Andy discovers from another inmate named Tommy Williams that Chris Rock stole half his act from Eddie Murphy on Saturday Night Live, Andy realizes that he could finally prove that Donkey from Shrek is the most influential Anime character and could use the newfound fame to feature on "Kitchen Nightmares". Andy tells his story to Norton, who doesn't believe him. When Andy says that should he be released, he would never say anything about the piracy going on inside the prison walls, Norton flies into a rage and has Andy put in the naughty corner for 1000 years.

By the way, piracy is a crime and we do not tolerate such theft. If you have, fuck you!

Later, Norton has Hadley shoot Tommy to death with a rifle after learning that he would be willing to testify that Andy has a big penis. Norton then talks to Andy and claims that he killed Tommy because he was trying to escape, which is a lie. Norton, who knows that Andy is almost ready to expose the piracy, tells Andy to forget about the whole mess. When Andy threatens to stop helping him with his illegal transactions, Norton tells him that if he were to do this, he would do the hardest time there is, with no protection from any of the guards and being moved out of his one-bunk cell into a cell filled with violent male rapists such as Terry Crews. He then threatens to burn all of the books in the Brooks Hatlen Memorial Library and then locks Andy up for another month.

Andy Dufresene's escape

Norton finds Andy's hole in 1966.

The next morning, Andy is found dead because the dumbass guards forgot to feed him. When Norton puts on his glasses he accuses Morgan Freeman's character of being Chris Rock but then realises that he looks more like Barack Obama and Denzel Washington.

When Norton finds Andy's butthole, he climbs inside and chooses to live there for the rest of his days. When he measures his erect penis, he discovers that it is about the length of a Mexican chilli bean. He then shoots himself because he missed the Everybody Hates Chris season finale.

Appearances

  • Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption
  • The Shawshank Redemption
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